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    by Published on 04-30-2011 11:13 AM

    Immortal WoW's 10m Teams are pushing through content and blowing up more bosses. In fact our name has been echo'ed in the halls of Black Wing Decent so often these days that these two bosses just fell over when Bellanca's 10m Team walked in the room! (in Reality, there was much cussing and many hours of wiping to be had - but the end result is the same).

    /dramatic pause...

    Maloriak and his Stupid, Incompetent and Disappointing Minions were put to rest!

    Atramedes didn't see what hit him (har har)

    Anyway, our teams are pushing through content like wild Bull Water-Buffalos on the hunt for their beautiful brides in the middle of the Serengeti. The 25m Team is still recruiting a few more dps - If you are a lvl 85 Warlock, Boomkin, Hunter, Rogue or Warrior; who believes they have what it takes to keep up with us; aren't easily offended; have an average Gear ilevel of 350 or higher and want to blow shit up with us, please fill out the WoW Raid Application.
    by Published on 02-18-2011 01:45 AM

    I've been trying to figure out a witty way to post news on our latest endevors as a raid team so I thought I would just come out and say it:


    (edited for content by the FCC, Immortal Child Protective Services, Happy Fluffy Bunnies of Immortal and other various agencies concerned with the youth of our nation)

    Also please refer to the following witty synonyms or synonymous phrases for the word 'dead':

    Asleep, belly up, bloodless, blooey, breathless, buried, cadaverous, checked out, cold, cut off, deceased, defunct, departed, done for, erased, expired, extinct, gone, inanimate, inert, late, lifeless, liquidated, mortified, no more, not existing, offed*, passed away, perished, reposing, rubbed out, snuffed out, spiritless, stiff, unanimated, washed up, wasted, cashing in, checking out, decaying, declining, disintegrating, done for*, doomed, ebbing, expiring, fading, fated, final, going, in extremis, moribund, mortal, passing, perishing, sinking, vanishing and finally withering.

    Here is the obligatory screenshot of our raid team standing on his throne.

    Grats to the loot winners, I'm sure I will miss people's names if I try to put them down here so I'm not gonna go there (except for me and my new chest piece !!!! OOOH YA!)

    Great Job Immortal! Stay tuned for more 25m updates soon!

    Also, for those interested - we have some seperate 10m teams that are either already running or are beginning to form up. 1 of these teams is a progression run for mains or extremely well geared alts. Guild members interested in that run can speak with Violators (in game) for more information on that team. Another casual team will be starting up soon for mid-week "alt" runs as well so be on the look out for that!

    Peace, I'm out!

    by Published on 02-05-2011 08:19 AM

    Immortal's WoW Chapter has been hard at work, gearing people up, learning new fights and perfecting some of the stuff we have already done.

    We managed to down Chimaeron this last weekend - 1.5 hours worth of attempts wasnt too painful and we got some good gear for our raiders.

    Here's the screenshot:

    We also managed to down the pain in the ass encounter known as the Twilight Ascendant Council. Whichever sadistic, twisted bastard at Blizzard thought of this encounter should be strung up by his/her genitals, dipped in tar, feathered and then set on fire in the town square. I'm sure this fight on Heroic is going to force me to kill a box full of kitten to the WoW Gods before we are done.

    Also, i didn't get a screenshot because I fail.. so I drew some pictures because I am just that awesome. You will totally see the full magnitude of the fight through these.

    Anyway, Grats to the winners of loot this weekend. Stay tuned for Nef, Cho'Gall And Al Alkir Dead soon.

    Peace out -

    by Published on 01-21-2011 04:52 AM

    So it's been about 4 weeks since I last made some updates on the progress of the Immortal WoW Chapter. That is because we just started up 25m Raids a couple weeks ago and I've been busy leading this happy band of blood thirsty killers through Blackwing Decent, The Bastion of Twilight and Throne of the Four Winds.

    Along the way, I took a bunch of screenshots but because I've been busy (read that lazy), I haven't posted anything in a timely manner. Fail Hurtt, Fail!

    Well FEAR NOT!!!!1! For here is an update of grand proportions!

    Thus far, we are kicking ass and taking names. Let's review our progress shall we? (Yes we shall, you don't have a choice in the matter!)

    Note: Unfortunately I don't remember all the loots we've picked up along the way and no, I'm not going to go back through the DKP to find it. Let's just say, we have been getting geared.

    Magmaw: (Killed 01/07/2011)
    (Fire Penis on the Wall OMG)

    Omnotron Defense System: (Killed 01/08/2011)
    (Made in Taiwan apparently)

    Halfus Windbreaker: (Killed 01/08/2011)
    (Yes I know it's Wyrmbreaker but Windbreaker is much more comical)

    Valiona & Theralion: (Killed 01/09/2011)
    (AKA Mean bitch and the Princess - Yes Theralion, you are a Princess)

    Maloriak: (Killed 01/15/2011)
    (Yes I know this is a 10m Screenshot but you're going to have to toughen it up and deal with it, I fail at taking screenshots after every 25m raid kill so F' Off!)

    Atramedes: (Killed 01/16/2011)

    Conclave of Wind: (Killed 01/21/2011)
    (slipstreams and cupcakes - with evil ultimate ability sprinkles for all)

    So there you have it. An update of our last couple weekends. Stay tuned to see screenshots of Nef, Cho Gall and others soon!

    Hurtt ~
    by Published on 08-02-2010 04:31 AM

    So after a few weeks without an update, here it is:

    Immortal's 25m Raid Team from the World of Warcraft Chapter walked into Professor Putricide's Lab on July 25th with 1 Misson: Tea and Cookies!

    After 20 minutes of waiting on the tea, we got pissed off about his terrible hostess skills and we took out our frustrations on him - the result was a dead Hard-Mode Professor Putricide - Grats to Loot Winners!

    Bigbadboris (me - woot!):

    [Conqueror's Mark of Sanctification]



    Fast forward to August 1st - Immortal paid a visit to Sindragosa to ask her about the new weight loss program she developed. Apparently going undead sheds a few pounds and since we are all getting ready to hit the pool at Drunkfest 2010, we thought now might be the time to get in shape. The bitch decided to keep her secret to herself so we killed her for it.

    Grats to Loot Winners!


    [Vanquisher's Mark of Sanctification]


    [Sundial of Eternal Dusk]

    11/12 Hard Modes - Now comes the fun part - Heroic Lich King and Heroic Halion - Stayed tuned for further exciting news from Immortal Gaming!

    by Published on 07-01-2010 08:38 PM

    So on release night of "The Ruby Sanctum" content patch - a few of us got together and decided to give the new instance a once through.

    After a few learning curve attempts - we dropped Halion to his knees and he gave up the goods (not like that you perverts).

    Grats on DE loots:
    Fail Belt of Fail:

    [Surrogate Belt]
    Fail Leather Chestpiece of Fail:

    [Gloaming Sark]

    25man should be interesting with more people in a tight space. July 4th this weekend so not sure how new kills will look but we will give it a shot!

    Until next time Immortals.

    by Published on 04-25-2010 07:07 PM

    Congratulations to the World of Warcraft chapters' raid team! After four weeks of work we have finally got this baddy down! ...