World of Warcraft

Immortal and Swarm are back at it again with another tripple play over the past two weeks. Heroic Shannox took a dirt nap not once, not twice but THREE times at the hands of our fine combatants.

Since I was a douche and forgot to take pictures of our mighty kills - I have drawn a fine masterpiece of art, the likes of which the world hath not seen.

BEHOLD MY WORK!

If you are interested in obtaining a one of a kind copy.. please let me know as I mass produced 50,000 of them and I need to move them quickly before the studio bills are due.

Thanks,

BBB

Immortal's 10m Raid Teams have been busy blowing up bosses and working towards the ultimate encounter with Ragnaros for the past couple of weeks.

The weekend raid team dropped by Majordomo's place for dinner - unfortunately for him, he served us some bean sprouts and cabbage soup and unsatisfied with the spread before us, we had to kill him.



Congrats to the team on a well deserved kill - stay tuned for a Ragnaros kill shortly!

Big congratulations are in order for Violators and his team for the Immortal first downing of Alysrazor. This burning bitch is no easy task and after working for a few hours on her, they brought her down in a blaze of firey goodness and glory.



Big achievement guys and congrats on the loots!

Until next time - BBB

So on Sunday, Immortal took a small exploratory 10man force into the Firelands to check out Beth'Tilac and determine what our 25m Team might be up against. After determining that Bellanca cannot block hits that appear from "behind him" (WHILE CLEARLY HE WAS FACING THE BOSS... THANKS BLIZZARD!!!!) we made some adjustments and managed to blow up the boss without issue.I do have to say that I hate spiders. So much so that I forgot to get a screenshot of the kill but in true Immortal Style, Bellanca had the presence of mind to draw up a little MS Paint Art which displays the conversation he and I had during our attempts on Beth'Tilac. For those that are unaware, I am the dwarf... Backfatt, and that hot little NightElf is Bellanca. /Swoon.

Thrall had a bad dream:

Something about some elements torturing him. It turns out that Thrall has a soft side to him that we (the alliance) didn't know about. In one scene, he wants to have little orc babies with his woman. In another scene he wants to sit down with the alliance and have tea and discuss our differences.

Well F-That!

We can have Tea and chat about our differences later.... apparently Thrall didn't notice that the world is on F-ing Fire!!!! Hence the name of this content... the FIRELANDS!!!

So here we go: Immortal has been working on our 25m Team. We have been eating right, exercising daily and we have stocked up on our Mt. Dew, Redbull and Hot-Pockets in preparation for Tier 12 Content! This week's victim, Shannox the huntard and his little dogs too!


Grats to the loot winners, stay turned for Beth'Tilac pictures shortly! Also, if you are interested in joining the Immortal - WoW 25m Raid Team and can dedicated your Friday and Saturday evenings to killing stuff with us, please talk with Bellanca or Desaalynne or any officers who happen to be on in game. Immortal is currently on the Lightbringer Server and raids Fri: 7p-11p and Sat: 6p-10p PDT. You must have an average ilevel of 355 to join us for Firelands! We are looking for healers and ranged DPS that don't disengage in lava, can not stand in fire and can pull their weight!

Immortal WoW's 10m Teams are pushing through content and blowing up more bosses. In fact our name has been echo'ed in the halls of Black Wing Decent so often these days that these two bosses just fell over when Bellanca's 10m Team walked in the room! (in Reality, there was much cussing and many hours of wiping to be had - but the end result is the same).

/dramatic pause...



Maloriak and his Stupid, Incompetent and Disappointing Minions were put to rest!



Atramedes didn't see what hit him (har har)

Anyway, our teams are pushing through content like wild Bull Water-Buffalos on the hunt for their beautiful brides in the middle of the Serengeti. The 25m Team is still recruiting a few more dps - If you are a lvl 85 Warlock, Boomkin, Hunter, Rogue or Warrior; who believes they have what it takes to keep up with us; aren't easily offended; have an average Gear ilevel of 350 or higher and want to blow shit up with us, please fill out the WoW Raid Application.