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Zel's Retarded Blog

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Zel
on 07-16-2010 at 02:41 PM (743 Views)
It's finally here! The blog where you can ask a retarded question and get a retarded answer! (For that matter, you can ask ANY question and get a retarded answer).

The Retarded blog is not only dedicated to retarded Q&A, it will also cover a variety of retarded topics, including retarded science, retarded history, retarded political science, retarded social issues, retarded fashion, retarded entertainment, and retarded art history. Last but not least of these will be retarded games and the retarded gamers who play them.
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  1. TerrorDoll's Avatar
    Hey Zel,

    How do I get gurls to like me?

    Yours Truly,
    Mr. Mouthbreather
  2. Zel's Avatar
    Dear Mr. Mouthbreather,

    What a retarded question.

    I'll be happy to provide a retarded answer!

    You don't need gurls to like you. What you need is the retarded element of surprise, or "Retardelement" of surprise. You should be thinking of girls today the same way that you thought of your sister's guinea pig when you were a child. The little guy might have been smarter than you, but if it doesn't see you coming you can jump him from behind and ram a spoon of peanut butter down his throat, choking the little bastard into a more docile--or "dead"--state, allowing you to play with him/cram him in your briefs as you wish. It's pretty much the same way with girls.

    Hope this gives you some retarded help,

    Zel
  3. Brophy's Avatar
    What will all the retards be wearing this fall?
  4. Vegga's Avatar
    How does one put pants on without the assistance of others?
  5. Ana's Avatar
    Dear Zeltard,

    Why is the short bus so short?
  6. Caragh's Avatar
    Senior Short Bus,

    Why is Mohanna so ugly?
  7. Zel's Avatar
    It is no small coincidence that the day after I started this thing, the Special Olympics began in the town in I live in...

    I'm going to hell.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brophy
    What will all the retards be wearing this fall?
    Something retarded.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vegga
    How does one put pants on without the assistance of others?
    If you can't put pants on without the assistance of others, you have graduated beyond the need to wear pants. Enjoy your life in Mu-mu's and sarongs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ana
    Dear Zeltard,

    Why is the short bus so short?
    I'd love to come up with a clever answer for this, but I suspect that it's just typical public funding cuts or dollars per student ratio.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caragh
    Senior Short Bus,

    Why is Mohanna so ugly?
    Alright, this is getting off topic. If you guys can't take this seriously, I'm out. ;)

    EIGHT COWS MR. HARRIS!!!!
  8. Ana's Avatar
    I'd love to come up with a clever answer for this, but I suspect that it's just typical public funding cuts or dollars per student ratio.
    It's finally here! The blog where you can ask a retarded question and get a retarded answer! (For that matter, you can ask ANY question and get a retarded answer).
    Sorry your answer wasn't retarded. We may have to fire you for lack of commitment to retarded answers to retarded questions :P
  9. Zel's Avatar
    Yeah sorry I'm exhausted. It takes a good amount of effort to be efficiently retarded. I don't know how those folks pull it off full-time.
  10. Bhaltair's Avatar
    Zelotes is a retard?

    Well then, I am concerned he might fail the test he's taking today. Giving retarded answers on his test papers is disastrous to his overall GPA.

    Other than that, good luck Zelotes! :P
  11. Zel's Avatar
    To get to my test today I had to walk through miles of Special Olympians...

    Oh well at least Hell will be nice because I hear Roor is doing the music.