Immortal Spotlight Version 2

[Kaylvana]

Alright, this is the second list of questions. I have to say I was reading some of these first ones at work and I had to stop because I was laughing too hard.

Thank you to all those who participated and to TerrorDoll & Roor who came up with several of the questions! <3 you guys!!

[Kaylvana]

KEROWYNNE


- If you were a candy, what would you taste like? sweet and sour, I'd be a sour patch kid.

- What is your guiltiest pleasure? Pancakes, beth can't have them but I still get him to make them for me ... it's torture. lol

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off? Depends on the dude, maybe I like him on my back. :P

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from? "Fuckin Little Gypsy!" From Mascots vs. Midgets

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildee would want to live with and why? Bhal, because we could game for a bit then go tear up some trails on our sweet bikes!

- What video game character do you most identify with? Explain. Sonic, I am always looking for more rings. :P

- If you could live your life inside a video game which one would it be and why? Dragon Age Origins, then I could "play" with Allister all the time!

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why? You mean besides Allister since I just admited I want to bone a video game character ....

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon. So it can't be something I have already done with bacon .... put it between a friends butt cheeks and let a dog or another pet eat it from the butt cheeks, wear a bacon belt and belly dance outside a steak house, cover the Hollywood sign and see if I can get away before the cops showed up.

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one). None, it sounds like a school dance that I went to and I just walked my hot ass by as they remained wall flowers who were too chicken to ask anyone to dance.

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal? Two things, the great support system that we have in the females forums and the general atmosphere that while we are all here to game that we can just chill and talk about everything else.

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood I was sleeping over at my bestfriends house (bestfriend was a boy) and we had a big fight about him poking me in the back all night, later I learned he had an erection and was trying to hide his embarrassment about the situation from me.

-Tell us a fond memory from ingame or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls. A couple weeks ago Raeff was talking about something in vent and he said a word (for the life of me I can't remember what the word was) but myself and a few other gals in raid were trying to get him to say it again. Several of the other boys in raid tried saying the word to get the same reaction but we kept shutting them down and trying to get Raeff to repeat the word.

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why? Novi, she's spent so much time sick in the hospital that chicky probably doesn't have the strength to swim. I have absolute faith that Kay and Ana can swim to the lifeboat that we are going to hijack from some dudes for being pricks and not making room for us in the first place. :D

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why? uhhh not so much a decade as a time period a few hundred years ago when I would have been swinging an axe on a battle field with the rest of my sturdy peasant clan

-Tell us about an usual talent you have and if you'd shared this with family & friends what is their reaction? uhh i can curl my upper lip and seal off my nose with it, my dad can do it too but his mustache makes him sneeze when he tries.

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about. The one I just had was about drunkfest and I had driven down with beth, but he didn't want anyone to know that he was coming with me so he got a seperate hotel room from me so no one he didn't want to know he was there could find him. All through the dream people were freaking out because they thought they recognized him from the old pic he had posted on the forums but he would disappear out of sight too quick for anyone to be sure. Roor, vegga, varda, kem, nature, tainted, brophy, ana, brick, Cranky, steel, and multi all knew that he was in vegas and would randomly disappear to hangout with him. By the end of the dream Amma, serin, bbb, jer, zed, kil, rudes, quad, spiro, mermaid, ceru, zeph, raeff, ae, and darth were all sure it was him and tried to set traps to catch him and verify his identity. none of the traps ever worked but on the last day of Drunkfest he stopped by the suite everyone was hangout in and admitted he'd been lurking around.

other then that I've had a dream about kay, ana, novi, zeph, amma, ceru, caragh, cinn, mermaid, ankh and myself putting on a belly dancing show for the immortal guys.

- Name two Immortal members that have a damn sexy voice. Darthalas and Sonus ( i heard sonus speak once like a year ago and it was very mmmm)

- Do you pee in the shower? Nope, that's how you get foot fungus

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do? I'd tour the world starting with Italy buying up scarves and rings, and anywhere there was some decent snow I would snowboard.

- What is your biggest fear? my dog trying to get at my snack pack when I sleep nude

- Do you sleep naked? Sometimes, clothes are for lame people

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas? Yup! It's family tradition to blame it on a household pet, your spouse, or the person who get embarassed by the situation first.

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up? I have done both.

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom. Nope, but it was a close call. I was driving back from a party with beth and we were on the highway and I really had to pee but he wanted to get home to let the dog out so for an hour and a half I had to hold it. Some how I even managed to not get a bladder infection from that experience.

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on. Steelspell is an awesome helpful dude, before he joined us he would invite me to groups with him all the time. Amma is super duper and always there when I needs to talk, even with all the drama that goes on with the WoW chapter ( and there is a lot of it) she always has time to chat it up when I needs to talk. Kay cracks me up, when I am feeling blue and need to smile Kay always cheers me up. Rakkan is awesome because of his Buddhist names for characters. And last but not least is a double Caragh and BBB are the bestest awesomeist pimptasmic people because they are Alaskans!


- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment? I was in Hawaii and the waves pulled my swim suit off completely, I had to run across the beach to get my towel because my friend wouldn't bring it to me .... i was asked to leave the beach because I had exposed myself to a group of small children who were fascinated by my nipple piercings.

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this? (I'm a girl but I have a good story for this) Before I started dating this guy we were at a theatre camp and he agreed to be my makeup model for drag day in my theatre makeup class, then to show everyone just how pretty he was he spent the rest of the day in the makeup. At the end of the day he had forgotten that he was wearing the makeup and went home where his dad and brother took many pictures and emailed them to everyone they knew.

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself? Yup, there are nude pics of me posted somewhere and that was so a friend could get a passing grade in her photography class :P

- What was the first video game you played naked? Original Mario on the Nintendo ... my brothers and I were itty bitty kids and we didn't want to waste the time getting dressed before playing.

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list? Spend time in one of the few standing Tibetan temples.

- Link us a bit from your favorite comedian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSCbChYeX-w&NR=1

[Kaurik]

I been waiting for this concept to get a v2... There is so much about me Immortal doesn't know yet.....

[Bhaltair]

Blah I typed up V1 for nothing? :P

[Kaurik]

Yes

[Kaylvana]

ZELOTES

- If you were a candy, what would you taste like?

Green.

- What is your guiltiest pleasure?

EVE at work.

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off?

Is he a dwarf? I'm lazy.

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from?

Geeeez...pick just about any line from Futurama series and/or movies.

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildee would want to live with and why?

Hmmm, this is a really interesting question actually. Maybe TD so I can learn his Wife Management Kung Fu Technique.

- What video game character do you most identify with? Explain.

Probably Mordin Solus in Mass Effect 2. He's a scientist who thinks too fast and talks too fast for his own good and will probably die young, who knows if he will actually succeed at anything.

- If you could live your life inside a video game which one would it be and why?

Mass Effect. No question. I've always wanted to live in a space-faring civilization and interact with other advanced races. I'd totally be a xenobiologist. Also, life doesn't absolutely suck for every human in Mass Effect, whereas in EVE (another example of a sci-fi space-faring civilization), chances are you're either a peon, an indentured servant, a religious repressed person, or a slave.

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why?

Sovereign from Mass Effect. I'd have lots of questions.

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon.

1) Bacon lube
2) Bacon superman costume
3) Suggest that it's really not that great, certainly not as amazing as everyone says it is, and that people only think its great because it makes something that tastes mediocre start to taste better. Bacon is for people who don't know how to grill right, or who have never eaten good food.

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one).

Depends on how many are left after Roor's done. Yes, I'm afraid that when it comes to choking on dicks, we all get Roor's sloppy seconds.

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal?

My brain.

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood

In 8th grade we had an air-powered boat race activity going on in the middle of the classroom. I sat on the back row and couldn't see, the girls in front of me were standing on their desks, so I stood on mine...and the light over my head broke in two and came crashing down. I was like 6'2" at the time I think.

-Tell us a fond memory from ingame or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls.

Absolutely not. You each should know what you mean to me.

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why?

Geez are you kidding? Is this the "which of us do you like best" questionnaire now? The only man who can safely answer this question is Brophy, for obvious reasons:

He saves Novi because she's the youngest and therefore he will get the longest mileage out of her body.

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why?

I imagine the 2450's could turn out pretty nice.

-Tell us about an usual talent you have and if you'd shared this with family & friends what is their reaction?

I am absolutely talentless. I'm not kidding. I come from a family of artists and musicians, I can't play shit for music or draw for shit. I'm passionate about video games but I always lose at them. Thanks a lot, my dream of being XXX'd off of America's Got Talent won't even happen because I've got nothing to even attempt on the damn stage. "Hi, I'm just gonna stand here so you push the X's please, thanks."

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about.

Can't say for sure that I haven't.

- Name two Immortal members that have a damn sexy voice.

Vegga and Slippy.

Nah I'm kidding. Actually the only women in the guild whose voices I've even heard are Kay, Cinn, Ceru, and Pinkie...so yeah, figure I've got 2 or something up there.

- Do you pee in the shower?

When I have company, yes.

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do?

France, probably. Uninhibited women, awesome food, great social systems, incredible sites, nice beaches, beautiful countryside, museums galore, and it's within a few hours of pretty much every other country in the world I'd ever care to visit except the US.

- What is your biggest fear?

President Palin, and/or the people that want that.

- Do you sleep naked?

I'm married. So only when I want to gross my wife out.

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas?

Someone got blamed for me once, but other than that, no. I long ago learned to smother them into couch cushions, etc.

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up?

Yes.

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom.

Nope.

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.

Well I don't know who else has been commented on, so here we go

Dharkk -- Always VERY helpful in any game I've ever played with him. Knew he was cool when we found him in WAR but had no idea the size of heart that guy has. Thanks for all the help and info in EVE and everything else, man.

Vegga -- Always felt a kinship with this guy, he's one of the nicest people you'll ever have the honor of knowing.

SSSlippy -- He whines and bitches a lot, but that's more like the hard soundtrack to his kind actions. Always ready to help with computer advice, fixing the server, etc.

Brophy -- As a dwarf, he's quite the cunning little runt (I said RUNT), but the guy's got loyalty to good principles down to his core. Dedicated to keep his word and look out for everyone.

Vanilla -- I've never played a game with this guy but when I was showing some interest in AoC he sent me forum PM's with tons of helpful info and even offered use of an account of his with a lvl 80 toon on it. The guy barely knew me but he was willing to go all out to try to help a fellow guildie enjoy something.

And since I don't know who else has been mentioned here are shout outs to Kay, Slagthar, Novi, Ana, Cinn, Zed, Ruff, Roor, Bhaltair, TD, Aphero, Amurra, Zaishen, Davon, Jikaig, Slaine, Kilgoran, Amma, Serin, and fucking everyone else.

- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment?

Open Mic night. In my basement. I hosted. Starring me. Nobody showed up. Also, I don't have a basement.

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this?

Yeah when I was 15 I got my left pinkie nail painted silver when I was in New York for a summer. Couple of guys were doing it using one of the women supervisor's polish.

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself?

Sure.

- What was the first video game you played naked?

TBA.

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list?

Two chicks at the same time.

- Link us a bit from your favorite comedian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_9mXpNdgU

- Dark Humor -- Give us a question for the Dark Humor version of this game.

I'm not the best source of these.

[Kaylvana]

Blah I typed up V1 for nothing? :P

LOL no you didn't. Don't be ridiculous!

[Brophy]

you didnt put Zel's name at the top of his spotlight....Kay fail

[Zel]

you didnt put Zel's name at the top of his spotlight....Kay fail

Yeah WTF Kay I thought we were friends. I even went through and changed the font for you so people would know! :(

[Brophy]

I want her to post mine dammit...but she did yours instead...more fail

I mean, I spent like 5 minutes filling mine out.

[Kaylvana]

Yeah WTF Kay I thought we were friends. I even went through and changed the font for you so people would know! :(

Stop whining! :)

[Zel]

Stop whining! :)

But whining is basically all I do to exist! :(

[Brophy]

fine its gone

[Kaylvana]

Dude, your messing up the whole weekly thing. WTF. Go do your job and leave mine alone.

[Kaurik]

My turn! my turn!

[amma]

I been waiting for this concept to get a v2... There is so much about me Immortal doesn't know yet.....

I want to know!

[Kaylvana]

Brophy


- If you were a candy, what would you taste like?
Black Liquorish

- What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Eating Ana whenever possible

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off?
Nope, I'd lay down in a tub of water and drown that SOB

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from?
Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible?
Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son. - Clerks II

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildy would want to live with and why?
Bhaltair, he lives in Canada and close enough to Detroit to go catch a Redwings Game.

- What video game character do you most identify with? Explain.
Hmm no character per say but I identify with an entire race, they're called Dwarves and I'm their King.

- If you could live your life inside a video game which one would it be and why?
The Elder Scrolls series, their games are so buggy you could cheat your way through life.

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why?
The Masterchief, so I could steal his armor.

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon.
Put it back on the pig, Feed it to a pig, wrap Ana in bacon!

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one).
Roor wants a wall with a million dicks on it? Is this an episode of Midgets Gone Wild?

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal?
What other options are there? Immortal is the only option!

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood
This one time, at Band camp...yeah right like I am going to tell you anything.

-Tell us a fond memory from ingame or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls.
I stole Ana from the shoutbox and made her my sex slave. True story. You all witnessed it...or the beginnings of it.

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why?
Who are you to tell me I can only save one? I'm the fucking Dwarf, I can save them all!

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why?
This one, cause they are all lazy fucks that can do anything they want.

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about.
Yes, Ana and it's far too graphic for me to share, even with you.

- Do you pee in the shower?
Yeah

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do?
Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Any damn thing I wanted to.

- What is your biggest fear?
Drowning in a lake of Ana's love juices. Oh wait, you said fear, nevermind. I don't have fears.

- Do you sleep naked?
Sometimes, but only when Ana is there.

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas?
Nope

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up?
yeah while in a moving car

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom.
Yes, but I was in a lake at the time so it didn't matter.

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.
Zaishen, Zelotes, Ruff, Darthalas, Amma

- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment?
Realizing I love all you people in Immortal

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this?
I actually let 3 or 4 girls do this when I was a teenager, they asked and I said sure. Guys do dumb stuff to try and hook up with girls.

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself?
Sure just so they could pay me 10 million more to take them down.

- What was the first video game you played naked?
I've actually never played a video game naked...so sad I know.

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list?
What's a bucketlist?

[Bhaltair]

- Do you pee in the shower?
Yeah

lol, Broph is full of win.

[Ana]

- Do you pee in the shower?
Yeah

lol, Broph is full of win.

uhh...not with me in it... i hope lol

[Zel]

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.
Zaishen, Zelotes, Ruff, Darthalas, Amma

Well hey, at least he read the first 4 words of the question. I guess we should be proud that he made it that far.

[Brophy]

that's true zel lol

[Aphero]

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do?
Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Any damn thing I wanted to.

Hell to the yes. First stop, Tahquamenon Falls.

[Brophy]

Hell to the yes. First stop, Tahquamenon Falls.

Amen Brother

[Kaylvana]

Hell to the yes. First stop, Tahquamenon Falls.

You sir have awesome ideas.

[Kaurik]

I want to know!

But you never ask