Immortal Spotlight Version 2

[Amma]

But you never ask

I'm asking, I'm asking!

[Kaurik]

But where do i begin? My date of birth? earlier? later?

I could always start from the dawn of time, but that might take a while...

[Roor]

Alright, this is the second list of questions. I have to say I was reading some of these first ones at work and I had to stop because I was laughing too hard.

Thank you to all those who participated and to TerrorDool & Roor who came up with several of the questions! <3 you guys!!

terrordool, rofl

[Kay]

terrordool, rofl

LMAO.. I didn't even notice that typo, obviously

[Kay]

AE

- If you were a candy, what would you taste like?

Raspberry koolade encased in chocolate and deep fried.

- What is your guiltiest pleasure?

Cooking

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off?

No because I'd rather him not jizz on my back.

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from?

I feel like dancing from Anger Management.

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildee would want to live with and why?

Roor so I can steve irwin his stingrays

- What video game character do you most identify with? Explain.

Its not a person but a type. Big, Strong, Lots of armor lots of weapons.

- If you could live your life inside a video game which one would it be and why?

Haven't found one as good as life let but for arguments sake Asherons Call.

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why?

War. Talking to one of the 4 horsemen would be amazing.

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon.

Make a candied bacon martini

Make a statue of Satan.

Make Bacon in a can.

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one).

Wow thats a big dick wall.

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal?

The food.

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood

When i was 8 i asked a girl out and she punched me in the balls.

-Tell us a fond memory from ingame or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls.

The one memory that really stands out is when they are all quiet.

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why?

Which ever one is more buoyant

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why?

1500s when the dark ages were in full effect. I'd happily be able to smite heathens and christians a like spouting bullshit and lies about some random space alien telepathically speaking to me and telling me what to do and it would be accepted without question as I would be the pope BECAUSE MY SPACE ALIEN IS THE ONE TRUE SPACE ALIEN!

-Tell us about an usual talent you have and if you'd shared this with family & friends what is their reaction?

Well a usual talent of mine is eating. My friends and family see me do it all the time. Its quite boring actually.

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about.

Yup I've had many. It was about drunk fest and everyone was their wow character.

- Name two Immortal members that have a damn sexy voice.

Theres only one sexy voice. And he is the voice of Immortal. He is also mightyfine.

- Do you pee in the shower?

All goes to the same place.

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do?

Mars set up my own coloney and build space ships to meet the one true space alien everyone has devoted entirely to much of their life and time to.

- What is your biggest fear?

World Peace.

- Do you sleep naked?

Correct.

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas?

Nope Im proud of everything I do.

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up?

Yes for the doctor.

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom.

Yes when I was scuba diving I peep in my pants to stay warm.

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.

Amma - Amazing

Serin - Couch Flying need I say more?

Shesla - Hes just a cuddle bear.

Novinha - Attention Seeker

Roor - Hes very smart because his brain has to fit in a small body.

- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment?

Dont have one.

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this?

Yes. I was bored out of my mind in South Africa with a RL friend of mine and his sister. So she wanted to do my nails. They looked quiet stunning if I do say so my self.

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself?

I'd do it for 500 bucks.

- What was the first video game you played naked?

IG or RL?

IG Asherons Call

RL Diablo

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list?

wtf?

- Link us a bit from your favorite comedian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-17Jv...eature=related

[Amma]

AE would post a naked pic of himself for free.

[Kay]

AE would post a naked pic of himself for free.

As the men like to say “pics or it didn’t happen”

[Roor]

Ill get my responses in to you shortly KAyster.

[AE]

Keep going ass holes

[Kay]

ANA-BANANA!


- If you were a candy, what would you taste like? cherry pop rocks, because I SIZZLE

- What is your guiltiest pleasure? I try never to feel guilty about anything that I find pleasurable. But, I do feel guilty sometimes when I get off work at 4 and i call my ex and tell him to drop the kids off on his way to work at 6. Sometimes it's nice to have a few hours to myself.

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off? I guess it would depend on what he was doing on my back..

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from?

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildee would want to live with and why? bhalz, we are both deaf and he could teach me sign language

- What cartoon character do you most identify with? Explain. smurfette

- If you could live your life inside a cartoon which one would it be and why? smurfs. who wouldn't want to be the only female in a town of men??? LOL

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why? brophy the dwarf..yeah i know lame

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon. I would live in a house made out of it. Wear clothing made of it and use it for a perfume.

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one). The one that belongs to Brophy, after all it is all about girth. (can not believe she is typing this)

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal? Friends and Family, we stick together

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood. well I was in a car. I was naked. Parked in my elementary school parking lot, that I did not know also doubled as a church on Sunday morning...the door was slightly open, because the windows were fogged up and I notice people walking up beside the car...needless to say we hightailed it out of there.

-Tell us a fond memory from in game or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls. Every time I am in the shoutbox Kay, Amma, Kero, or Novi crack me up the female forums are the BOMB!!!!

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why? uhh Myself LOL

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why? the 90's Lived it and loved it

-Tell us about an usual talent you have and if you'd shared this with family & friends what is their reaction? I am good cook. I love to cook and family members seem to enjoy it when i do

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about. I have tons a dreams about people in immortal. Unfortunally I don't remember them right now

- Name two Immortal members that have a damn sexy voice. Brophy and Vegga

- Do you pee in the shower? it has happened

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do? I would travel the world, taking cooking classes along the way. So I could learn how to make authentic dishes from everyplace I went. I would go to all those food festivals that are all over the U.S.A. I would spend time with my kids, going to water parks and Disney world. You name it, I would want to do it. I would go to every museum, battlefield historic site in the world. I would want to see pyramids, mountains, stone henge and the worlds biggest ball of twine LOL

- What is your biggest fear?Something happening to one of my children (sickness or kidnapping)

- Do you sleep naked? I live naked LOL

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas? I don't pass gas LOL

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up? yep, I could do it actually. My cousin(a girl) showed me how to do it LOL I wonder if i still can...

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom. I was pregnant and sick, so in the middle of vomiting oops

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.

Slippy--super smart, has blocked my ex husband from the Immortal site more then I could ever thank him for :)

Regulas---Nice as can be and surprisingly enough doesn't get mad when I PM him in vent, tab him out...during a raid...while he is the tank. ROFL

Cinnabar---AKA Mom smart, funny, a pain in my ass :) although I was a major pain in hers first. I love her. Best mom in the world.

Vegga---super fun and popped my instance cherry. I am going to hook him up with one of my friends (yes...he is that good)

Lextor--- makes my mom happy :) PRICELESS

- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment? I am sure it something to do with Brophy and the shoutbox. He tends to embarrass me at times

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this? I have gotten many of boyfriends to allow this :) One guy even let me put a mask in his hair. I made it out of honey and peanut butter. then there was the guy that let me put highlighter on his face like make-up. I could go on and on

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself? I would. Brophy would be VERY PISSED OFF at me

- What was the first video game you played naked? Mario's world on Nintendo

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list? Alaskan cruise

- Link us a bit from your favorite comedian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7WLfY2455o

[Kaurik]

I keep waiting to see mine here, Kay the suspense be killing meh!!!

[Ana]

I just seen that she posted mine. thanks for the pink lettering :)

[Caragh]

You are awesome Ana!!!

[AE]

Haha smurfette, you'd bang your entire village nice.

[Ana]

nah probably just hefty smurf. I like his tattoo LOL I would just flounce around a tease the others...well unless they all got tattoos. Then who knows lol

[Kay]

- BBB -

- If you were a candy, what would you taste like?
Butterfinger - It's name starts with B too!

- What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Asian Hooker Porn!

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off?
Yup, Im hot like that.

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from?
"Luke.. I am your father." - if you dont know.. you should be shot in the fucking face.

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildy would want to live with and why?
Ceru, hotness. Sexy Kiwi Gamer YUM. Or Jessil, so I could kick him in the nuts.

- What video game character do you most identify with? Explain.
Arthas - I play a paladin, and I can be evil when I really want to be.

- If you could live your life inside a video game which one would it be and why?
WoW for sure - Killing Dragons, Undead Invasions and Horde.. OH MY.

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why?
The Princess from Mario Brothers. I had a hard-on for her when I was 12.

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon.
Jerk off with Bacon, Feed it back to the Pig and make it into soap and shower with it.

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one).
Only Roor's gay ass would come up with this.

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal?
Immortal reminds me of my first guild in EQ with so many different personalities all working towards common goals. But unlike my first EQ guild, the family bond is pretty intense. No matter how much we fight and argue with each other, we are all Immortal and that overshadows any differences we may have.

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood
I got caught shop lifting gum from a store when I was 4 years old. I was big into Spiderman back then and when my mom asked the store clerk to explain what happened to people who steal things, I said that even if they called the cops, I would "web them" and fly away. My mom likes to bring that up during family reunions all the time.

-Tell us a fond memory from ingame or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls.
Caragh and Jainelle are now my second and third wives. I have yet to consumate the marriages though. There is always drunkfest!

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why?
I dont know Ana and Novi all that well so i'd have to save Kay since she is the only one that calls me for phone sex.

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why?
1990's, but really - I like being in my 30's with a good job. I have more $$ to get things I want and splurge a little.

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about.
Not specifically.

- Do you pee in the shower?
Sometimes when I get excited.. sorta like a puppy.

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do?
I'd move to Alaska on an island of my own. I'd have highspeed internet installed on my island and retire to play WoW, do some fishing, crabbing and give myself a break from life.

- What is your biggest fear?
Being financially unstable and being unable to provide for my family :(

- Do you sleep naked?
Boxers - so no.

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas?
No way - I claim every one.

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up?
Yes - while doing a cross country drive.

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom.
Sorta, I was taking a leak at work and someone came up behind me and scared the piss outa me. I missed the toilet, pissed all over the front of my pants and promptly went home and changed clothes.

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.
Jainelle - very cool person and cares alot for her son.
Jessil - As much of an asshole as Jessil can be, he wants what is best for the WoW Chapter and really does want to see our chapter succeed in killing all the cool shit Blizzard can throw at us.
Saggytree/Sagnor - He is always open to suggestions and wants to do the best he can do for our chapter.
Slaine - The man cares so much about Immortal and almost always has the cooler hand when it comes to Immortal Council discussions.
Amma - She works soooo hard to keep the WoW chapter on the right track. Awesome lady. I <3 her.
Immortal WoW Chapter Tanks - Sunethra, Shaso, Honeke, Shesla, Bruticus and sometimes Raeff - You guys are so awesome. Regardless of our differences in tanking style, we always seem to push through the encounters and make it work.

- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment?
Passing the fuck out at DF2008. First year at DF and Roor and I start drinking. That little bitch outdrank my ass, I pass out in the toilet room (shitty little closet that it was) and found my way out to the floor. 19 shots in 3 hours knocked me the fuck out.

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this?
Yes. It was a costume. there are pictures on the interweb. This will never happen again.

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself?
Absolutely. My dignity is worth 1 Mil.

- What was the first video game you played naked?
Super Mario 2.

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list?
Asian Hooker - nough said.

[Kay]

--- KAURIK ---

- If you were a candy, what would you taste like?

*A Blueberry and peppermint mint-patty

- What is your guiltiest pleasure?

*I tell you what. We go out to international waters and I’ll SHOW you

- If you had a dude on your back would you beat him off?

*Oh no I’m not falling for that one again

- What is your favorite movie line and what movie is it from?

*You’re asking me, a movie geek? That is a tough one…I have so many. I guess “Thanks for comin out” from boondock saints. I use that quote more than any other movie quote

- If you could be a "foreign exchange gamer", which guildee would want to live with and why?

*Are you hitting on me?

- What video game character do you most identify with? Explain.

*Deadpool was in two games so he counts. If you know about Deadpool, and / or are aware of the kind of person I am, you’ll understand

- If you could live your life inside a video game which one would it be and why?

*Oh, I don’t know… whichever one I have the most cheat codes for.

- If you could meet one video game character in real life who would it be and why?

*Hmmm… Gordon freeman. I wanna know if he is really a mute or not once and for all

- List three unnatural things you would do with bacon.

*Make a Bacon Time machine

*Make a machine that manufactures bacon… Made entirely out of Bacon

*Make a wife out of Bacon

- If there were a million dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? (You can thank Roor for this one).

*I wouldn’t

- What makes you Loyal to Immortal?

*Zed lets me host illegal cockfights in the basement

- Tell us an embarrassing moment from your childhood

*What are you, my Biographer?

-Tell us a fond memory from ingame or the SB involving one or more of the Immortal girls.

*The Immortal wimminz don’t play with me enough for any fond memories

-You are in a boat with Kay, Ana & Novi the boat sinks. You can only save one of the girls. Who do you save and why?

*I save Kay. I taught the other two how to swim while the boat was sinking.
Kaurik 3 - sinking boat 0

-If you could choose any decade to be a young adult in, which would it be and why?

*Whichever one allows me to create a Monster truck where each of the Monster truck’s wheels is in fact a slightly smaller monster truck

-Tell us about an usual talent you have and if you'd shared this with family & friends what is their reaction?

*Define “Unusual talent”. I don’t know… My staggeringly low level of morality and the fact I‘ll do about anything for cash? I once ate a golf ball sized piece of wasabi for 10 bucks. And I also broke up with a girl in front of all her friends on a double-dare. (ended with, and I quote, “Also, FYI, layin there and takin it is NOT a sexual position”
She actually wasn’t that hot in the bedroom anyways so it was basically true

- Have you ever had a dream about someone in Immortal? If so, tell us who and what the dream was about.

*No, I have dreams about eating toast that have gained sentience and scream in agony as I enjoy my breakfast. I have dreams about getting into deadly fistfights with dogs, and what it would be like to be a serial killer in The Sims. But I never dream about other Immortals.

- Name two Immortal members that have a damn sexy voice.

*Mine. Also Kaurik’s. That guy makes me weak in the knees when I hear his wondrous voice

- Do you pee in the shower?

*Yes, but only ever to prove a point

- If you could drop everything & had no financial boundaries; where would you go and what would you do?

*I would find Christopher Walken and force him to sing and record a spoken word album of Jonathan Coulton songs.

- What is your biggest fear?

*Cthulhu waking up, leaving the sunken city, and becoming a civil servant. That terrifies me.

- Do you sleep naked?

*I have two questions for this. 1. Do blankets count as clothing for sleeping naked? And 2. How could anyone sleep with clothes on? that’s just messed up
*But yes, I refuse to wear clothes to bed. They get in the way of stuff.

- Have you ever blamed someone else when you've passed gas?

*Eh probably. For five bucks I’ll fart and blame it on my mother at the next reunion

- Have you ever peed in a bottle or for the ladies have you ever tried to pee standing up?

*Yes more than a few times, but never at a lady’s behest. But I pee standing up all the time (insert Trollface here)

- As an adult, have you ever peed in your pants? If you said yes, tell us how the hell you managed not to make it to the bathroom.

*I’ve blacked out from nights of drinking and woke up in clothes that weren’t mine and I didn’t buy them. Hell, its possible I done all kinds of stuff I don’t remember… (One time I woke up in Yuma, Arizona in a bus station with 400 dollars and a bus ticket that appeared smeared in blueberry jam and what I think was the remains of a soiled receipt for who-knows-what. And I live in western Canada…FYI I had been missing for over a week)

- Pick 5 Immortal members and tell us something nice about each one. Try and pick people the previous members
haven't already commented on.
-(Part of me tries to pick people not previously commented on, but more parts of me choose to not try. I / we win this round…)

*Dharkk - It is fun (and easy) to make him laugh really hard

*Cinnabar - Just genuinely nice.

*Kay - Only spoke briefly with Kay, but instantly liked Kay very much, which is rare for me. (Usually I regard new people I meet as possible future cheap alternatives to turkey at thanksgiving dinner)

*Slagthar - the only one I let call me Special K (And only he knows why)

*Kaurik - He knows where the bodies are buried and he wont tell. Plus, he is a snappy dresser

- As an adult, what was your most embarrassing moment?

*I‘ve never been ashamed or embarrassed by anything I have ever done. Which considering some of the things I have done, probably makes me a horrible person. (Whatever)

- Guys, have you ever let someone put makeup/nail polish on you? How did this person get you to do this?
*Yes. Last girlfriend. Agreed to a pearl necklace on the deck of her parents cabin midday. (I would have let her put nail polish and make up on me without getting anything in return, I just figured it was a good opportunity to exploit the situation)

- For a million dollars, would you post a naked picture of yourself?

*Did it for free… Too late. But it is nice to know people out there would pay a million dollars for my nude pics

- What was the first video game you played naked?

*Duck hunt on the NES at age 3 (Precocious little scamp)

- What is one of the most desired adventures from your bucket list?

*I have a bucket list? WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME SUCH THINGS?!?!?!

- Link us a bit from your favourite comedian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY0A-15JQ8k

[Kay]

*Kay - Only spoke briefly with Kay, but instantly liked Kay very much, which is rare for me. (Usually I regard new people I meet as possible future cheap alternatives to turkey at thanksgiving dinner)

I knew this guy was WIN!

[Amma]

Kaurick needs to play a game that I'm in, he sounds like someone I need to hang out with...

[Kaurik]

OR you can play a game I"M IN :P

[Kaurik]

And

[Kaurik]

then

[Kaurik]

I had

[Kaurik]

Cake